"Welcome to the Shit Show" Welcome Mat

This rugged coir doormat greets visitors with unapologetic humor: “welcome to the shit show.” The fibrous coconut surface scrapes boots and sweeps away dirt while that cheeky message sets the tone before the door even opens. Sturdy, weather-ready, and grounded by a non-slip vinyl backing, it sits outside porches, apartment steps, and cabin doors — the kind of entry mat that makes neighbors laugh and tells guests exactly what to expect. It ages into a lived-in look, collecting stories (and footprints) that fit its irreverent voice.

Product features
- Durable grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for effective scraping and longevity
- Bold, printed greeting: “welcome to the shit show”
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- Outdoor-rated 24" × 16" size fits standard doorways

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.